Hello friends.

**Alakaiser** · Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 4154 Location: Cambridge, MA

Tell me a story. If you tell me a story, I'll tell you a story about whatever you want.
_________________

Join Scorehero's IRC channel, where I haven't changed this signature in nearly a decade. Seriously.

Want to see totally exciting updates in my life in 140 characters or less? Check out my Twitter!

**Confury** · Joined: 01 May 2007 Posts: 1099 Location: Lincoln, NE

I burnt my popcorn shrimp yesterday. And I keep calling Alistar Alakaiser. And inb4 Sarg.

EDIT: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IMPOSTER BELOW ME!?

**Confury** · Joined: 01 May 2007 Posts: 1099 Location: Lincoln, NE

Once upon a time, I was rollerblading behind my dad's car. I fell. Then I ate an orange, and it was k.

Tell me a story about the olden days!

**Sarg338** · Joined: 07 Feb 2008 Posts: 5143

**Alakaiser** · Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 4154 Location: Cambridge, MA

**FlannelJacket** · Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 921 Location: :U

Once upon a time, Alakaiser told me to go find his thread. I guessed that it was in General Chat, and I was right. Then I made a post.

I want a story about what kind of story you think I want.
_________________

<bjw> :U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U:U

**Alakaiser** · Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 4154 Location: Cambridge, MA

**GregoryZero** · Joined: 04 Jan 2008 Posts: 2338 Location: California

My story is my observation of FlannelJacket's story. For more information, see his post two posts above me. :V

Tell me the story of why you're so inactive nowadays.
_________________

**psxfreak101** · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:58 am Post subject:

This one time Dad ran over my foot. It was probably my fault considering my foot probably shouldn't have been under the car at any point between getting out of said car, and the incident in question. Lesson learned: Don't play footsies with the car.

I want to hear a story about your foot. Or football. Or maybe a crazy variation of a foot-car.
_________________

<dramacomic> psxfreak101: graciously documenting lolplinks at a rate of 30 ping timeouts per hour
Accomplishments (Latest: GHM FCs #19-#30: Lots Of Stuff!) | My videos

**Alakaiser** · Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 4154 Location: Cambridge, MA

**GregoryZero** · Joined: 04 Jan 2008 Posts: 2338 Location: California

**Alakaiser** · Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 4154 Location: Cambridge, MA

**RLKDragon** · Joined: 06 Jun 2007 Posts: 2253 Location: Chicago, IL

Long, long ago, there once was a man who ruled over IRC. His name was Alakaiser, and his magical presence was revered by all. Then one day, he suddently disappeared, leaving many to wonder when his return will be, and if the magic will still be there. But fear not, for one day he will return to grace the land with his presence once again. And it will be glorious.

(Yes, it's a suck up story, but dammit I haven't seen you in a long time. How've you been dude?)

**Confury** · Joined: 01 May 2007 Posts: 1099 Location: Lincoln, NE

This isn't fair, the OP confused me so I didn't get to ask for a story. Here's another story from me.

From around the age of 8-16, I believed this fantasy where I liked this girl in kindergarten but some other kid did too, so I beat his ass with some legos and took the girl for my own.

The likeliness of this story is debatable.

Anyway, I wanna know the story of your first true love (with a person or inanimate object).

**Alakaiser** · Joined: 01 Aug 2006 Posts: 4154 Location: Cambridge, MA