We need a non-Vance scapegoat.

**ShiftBreaker** · Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 4708

Why? It IS Chris' fault for all the problem charts.

Even that missing note in Wrathchild Expert Guitar. He's a spy, sabotaging charts on both sides.

Hell, it's not even limited to note charts, either. That "Accidental bug" in GHIII that caused there to be absolutely no timing window? Yeah, Vance was trying to Spite us. The fact that the Hendrix Family wouldn't allow vocals in GHI? Vance. That Economic crisis we're facing? That's Vance. That meteor which killed the dinosaurs?

Well, that wasn't Vance, but after playing Final Fantasy, Vance thought it would be wicked bogus if he asked God to summon Ifrit and see what happened.
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**ChrisVance** · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:23 pm Post subject:

Actually.. that would be fun....
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Vance had sex with some MTV guy in a parking lot not to get that song, he just wanted to

**Leff** · Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Posts: 1315

I'll nominate myself as scapegoat for anything wrong with GH:Metallica. The nice thing will be that while I did work on it, I'm no longer a Neversoft employee. So I can tell you all to go to hell when you "Bawww" over nothing!

It's a win-win, really.
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**ShiftBreaker** · Joined: 17 Jun 2007 Posts: 4708

Actually, I have a better idea. Instead of having no-Vance scapegoats, why not have TWO Vance scapegoats?

Yeah, you heard me.
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**Brockbfball1563** · Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 3245 Location: Rochester, NH

**Savaged** · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:20 pm Post subject:

Haha silly notetrackers get blamed for everything.

**Sinz** · Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 261

**this1neguy** · Joined: 19 Aug 2007 Posts: 5444 Location: Flint, MI

Is it just me, or did this get locked and then unlocked in the time it took me to watch ratchet FC some shit and go insane? Knowing YouTube, it could have been hours...but I doubt it.

I realized something when I got GHWT: Purple notes really aren't that bad. I don't know why everyone freaks out about them. Maybe the slider thing is weird, but I just kept using my Les Paul and it's fine.
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yksi-kaksi-kolme wrote:

I hope the April Fool's joke is expertwin becoming a mod

Reports coming in that over five hundred thousand players of the Guitar Hero and Rock Band games have simultaneously committed seppuku

**GuitarGeek08** · Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 3213

I think we need to make the scapegoat the person who designed Joe Perry's fretboard for GH:A..... or the person who came up with the idea to force me to use it on all single player modes (Career AND Quickplay) and practice mode.

Thats far worse than notetracking errors, considering it somehow got through the playtesting and quality control measures.

So yeah, go after the playtesters

So who is the trill scapegoat, considering those little things are now the hardest thing in GH, considering they are more precise than real instruments would be?
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Xpertlefty13 quoting me in his Acc Thread wrote:

Honestly, thank you

This is the first real, well thought-out explanation I've seen

**GregoryZero** · Joined: 04 Jan 2008 Posts: 2338 Location: California

**blackwidowcd** · Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 1717 Location: Bucketheadland

We say good things about vance too. Remember from the podcast: "Chris Vance is Neversoft!" But it's fun to blame him on things like the chord in Jordan.

I know he didn't work for harmonix, that's what makes it funny.
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**this1neguy** · Joined: 19 Aug 2007 Posts: 5444 Location: Flint, MI

**IWillKickU** · Joined: 06 Dec 2007 Posts: 2830 Location: In the Undertow

Can we also blame Vance for the Terrible Tony Hawk Sequels, The downfall of the Spiderman series, the Blizzard/Activision merger, and it taking forever for Diablo III and Starcraft 2 to come out? Why limit ourselves to just GH?!?

**blackwidowcd** · Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 1717 Location: Bucketheadland

**GregoryZero** · Joined: 04 Jan 2008 Posts: 2338 Location: California